Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything
that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their ‘tourist’ garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs,enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery when a ” drop dead gorgeous” blonde in a topless bikini came
walking straight towards them. They could not help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said “Good Morning, Father ~
GoodMorning, Father,” nodding and addressing each of them individually, then
she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know
they were priests ?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them !
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured
topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, saidgood morning, Father ~ Goodmorning,
Father,” and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn’t stand it any longer and said, “Just a minute,
“Yes, Father ?”
“We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you
know we are priests, dressed as we are ?”
“Father, it’s me, Sister Kathleen !”