Nescafe Vs Britania (courtesy Gigy)

The marketing director of Nescafe manages to arrange a meeting with the
> Pope at the Vatican .
>
> After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafe official whispers, ‘Your
> Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at Nescafe have an offer
> for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100 million to the church . if
> you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to
> ‘Give us this day our daily coffee’.”
>
> The Pope looks outraged and thunders, “That is impossible. The Prayer is
> the word of the Lord, It must not be changed.” Well,” says the Nescafe
> man somewhat chastened, “We anticipated your reluctance. For this
> reason, and the importance of the Lord’s prayer to all catholics, we
> will increase our offer to $300 million. All we require is that you
> change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to
> ‘Give us this day our daily coffee’.”
>
> Again, even more sternly, the Pope replies, “That, my son, is
> impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be
> changed.”
>
> Finally, the Nescafe director says, “Your Holiness, we at Nescafe
> respect your adherence to your faith, we realise that tradition is
> essential to your beliefs, we fully understand the importance of the
> word of the Lord …………….but we do have one final offer. Please
> discuss it with your cardinals. We will donate $500 million to the great
> Catholic church if you would only change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us
> this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily coffee’.
> Please, please consider it.” And he leaves.
>
> The next day the Pope convenes the College of  Cardinals. “There is
> some Good news,” he announces, “and some bad news   …..
> The good news  is, he continues to a hushed assembly, ‘ that the Church
> will get $ 500 million.”
>
> “And what is the bad news, your Holiness?” asks a Cardinal.
>
> “Sadly” says the Pope ,
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> We would have to lose the Britannia Account !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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